mlchaeijones:

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Ryan being absolutely fucking adorable in Let’s Play - Assassin’s Creed 4: Guild of Rouges DLC.

captain-cum-pants:

Ray talking about geoff, this is going to be my new alarm

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Cool Mystery Orb

#me

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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and that is how you bake a cake (x)

Anonymous: why do you speak russian if you're "not a homophobe"?

sparklehime:

every day I get on this site and every day I think ‘maybe today will be the day that I don’t get a stupid ask’ but every day, every single day, people like you ruin that hope for me. you’ve disappointed me. you’ve disappointed your parents. you’ve disappointed your country. go away

My night and morning in a masterpost. I just needed this all together coz I need this whole thing saved if ever I need a quick laugh, albeit a guilty embarrassed one. Just.

Bonus: 

i am still so so so so so so so so so so sorry to thorgasmed and their compromised commute i wish you all the luck in the world and i’m really really really really sorry for my odd pride in this just.

So sorry.

Link to the fic: [x]

alisonisthegreateststar:

I ship Buffy Summers with happiness and female empowerment. 

should-have-burned-those-tapes:

Girl: You like romantic movies?

Me: Ye.

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> goes into fic archive for unpopular ship
> sort by ‘kudos’
> all top results have a different, popular ship as the main focus

zombiedogdoes:

Full version of “We All Become” by Darren Korb feat. Ashley Barrett

 Y  EAAASSS S  SSSSSSS

Geoff and Gavin have a contest to see who can eat 7 saltines in one minute

madeofylvis:

So this happened.

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